HELP IT'S A MUFFIN AAAARGH

So I was an intern at Nickelodeon AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT, and it wanted to know WHO WAS PHONE. I said it was Chuck Norris, which caused the skeleton to send an army of muffins to murder everyone on the Studio. A lot of corpses were left on the ground, and I was freaked out. Luckily, Spongebob popped out of the computer screen along with a psychotic chicken. Unluckily, they wanted to kill me.
I screamed "HELP IT'S A MUFFIN AAAARGH!", which is my battle cry. They kept coming at me, and suddenly, Miley Cyrus CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL and hijacked the studios, forcing Spongebob and the chicken to become zombies. Or rather, zombie carrots.
I couldn't help but laugh, until Jeff the Killer entered and threatened to kill me. "Go to sheep", he said. So I became a sheep, which meant I was sent to an abbatoir to become one of Pinkamena Diane Pie's cupcakes. For a brief moment, I saw Slenderman doing the Caramelldansen dance along with five of his clones. "Howdy!" He said, before slapping me in the face with a putrid mackerel.
Magically, a Two Steps From Hell song started playing and a ninja flea-shark tried to save me. It failed miserably, crushed by Pinkamena's left forehoof. Considering the "non-ridiculousness" (note the sarcasm) of my situation, the world exploded and a talking catfish flew to Mars and had loads of catfish babies, causing an overpopulation of catfish on Mars.
The End.